"Now to paint your tongue ruby red."

"Dude, you have a hole in your pants." "Not again!"

"Need a life do I."

"I hate these new Yankee caps."

"You look good enough to eat."

"We're in the Weightlifting Mime Club."

"Good boy."

"Left! Left, Roberto, left!"

"It's like that kid from 'A Christmas Story,' only worse."

"Hold still... I almost got it out."

"I feel kinda funny in my pants."

"I love you, Billy Corgan!"

"I swear I haven't been drinking, officer. Now get out of my car."

"Happy Birthday, Grandma!"

"Guess where my thumb is."

"Does this belt make me look stupid?"

"I can't believe he wore my suspenders again."

"I have one of these down my pants, too."

"Are you sure this is how you got your mustaches?"

"This new virtual macarena is bitchin'!"

"There's the pepperoni!"

"Congratulations on reading your first book. Let's all go to Sizzler to celebrate!"

"My dignity is over there."

"All this running water is making me remember how much it hurts to pee."

"Don't look at me, dude. You're the one who put this sailor hat on me."

"This grill cover will make an excellent shield... Hey! Ribs!"

"We're not leaving until we break the Guiness record for the most concentrated B.O. in a dance hall."